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I laugh at peasants who drink alcohol while clubbing

Do you realize how beta you look by standing around with a beer held to your chest? it signals that you're common and uninteresting, and girls wont even look twice at you if you're adopting this classic loser pose. You might as well be wearing a tshirt that says "alcohol makes me less awkward"

Classy men drink energy drinks (red bull for the 1%ers) while clubbing. it makes you stand out from the crowd, shows you're not afraid of public opinion, and actually enhances your mind and your wit instead of dulling it. you'll radiate maturity and confidence, which will be in stark contrast to 90% of the other guys there.

The absolute highest quality girls in the club will go for the guy who is enjoying an extreme branded caffeinated beverage, savoring the taste and being at peace with his surroundings while 100% sober.

High quality girls will likely be into either yoga or working out, and they will value that you take care of your body by choosing energy over a toxin. If you're a frustrated DOAer and you haven't tried this route already, its about time you did.

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I'm a fucking spaceship bitch

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I will **** your soul.

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What's green and says "Hey, i'm a frog"?


A talking frog.

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YO YELLLOW BIKE RIDER
You no bun just meat hot-dog swallowing type nerd
Your Bike has more shades of **** on it then a **** victim at a reverse Debby does Dallas George Micheal **** suck lip stick marathon
ol foot dragging as bitch how bout her gay baby daddy ? gay baby daddy type ****
stay at home dad nanny fanny pack type ****
his HAT and style is more pathetic then Oprah sitting on her hand giving Lance Armstrong a stranger while **** slamming his one nut with a size 12 timberland boot and spraying cucumber body mist in his **** hole while playing lady gaga poker face at the same dam time you ol sucka ducker papi papi eyebrow waxing sloppy sucka pops should have wore a rubber ugly mother **** 8 mile b rabbit face ass jit !

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Oh the Bliss!
When I walk into Claire's and say i hate Justin Bieber and 1 Direction and everyone glares at me... Muahahahaha!
and then proceed to buy gay pride things.

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I don't give a **** what you do.
I play dirty. I'll have a water balloon full of sodium hydroxide that I'll throw in your face. I'll sneak into your house and put ricin in your milk. I'll set traps. I'll hire guys to dress like me, go out where you'll see, and kill you from behind.
You have fucked with someone you don't want to.
You have fucked with a cheater.
Prepare to have you ass handed to you as you cry that it was unfair.
All of this while I'm really high.

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YES!! its mostly at night (4am) though. i thought i was the only one. ill click a page, then a white screen. reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, PAGE LOADS!

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K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic ****-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking weird ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.

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god damn do you ever shut the **** up about this shit?

when was the last time you got laid lee? or... is that stupid question?

you wanna talk about me never driving the buick, lets talk you never using your ****!

so, lee, have you ever used it? ever? are you sure?

EVER?

you call people gay day in and day out yet you're the one that seemingly has never seen a vagina that wasnt on a tv or computer screen.

get some new jokes, **** man, this shit is getting old.

and you know what, its ok if youre gay, im completely fine with that, i know plenty of gay dudes, thats fine just dont try to kiss me...

:wavey:

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ethugtxt

Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.

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