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"If I ever see you on craiglist again...ever, I am going to make sure you never sell shit again online from the ass whooping I am going to give you. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist ever again. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason to flake and not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****.

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If I ever see you on craiglist again...ever! I'm going to make sure you never sell shit again online. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****. The only things you'll be picking up are the pieces to the wheelchair you are going to be riding the rest of your life off craigslist.

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If I ever see you on craiglist again...ever! I'm going to make sure you never sell shit again online. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****. The only things you'll be picking up are the pieces to the wheelchair you are going to be riding the rest of your life off craigslist.

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How do you keep a blonde entertained?
A flash light and string.

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What did the goofoff say to the serious person?
Why so serious¿

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What do you mean what?

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**** me pleasssssssse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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According to my monitoring, billions of people in the world receive the personal loans at various creditors. So, there is a good chance to get a auto loan in every country.

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dear junior boy,
you instant message me on facebook. we start talking. we start texting 24/7. you treat me like your girlfriend, not in public of course. you ask me to come over when no one was home. i couldnt but i wanted to so bad. you led me on. told me i was beautiful. i fell for you so hard. when i saw you at school, i got nervous. but of course, you would never be seen with a freshman in public. we slowly stopped talking. i liked you so much i didnt want the talking to stop. so i would text you about once a day. no response. instant message you. no response. i click facebook home and i see youve changed your relationship status to in a relationship. she was your everything. i felt so stupid. so this is for the junior who fucked me over, **** you, i hate your guts.
love, stupid freshman.

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Whats worse than your christmas tree catching on fire christmas eve?
Your christmas tree catching on fire on christmas

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I'll kill you with my massive black **** of thunder!

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yeah,,,i took so many spots think we have affair but it's not....this friday night,,,,i took many cards and we go at boulevard(but still exist)yeah!.....this friday night....the time was stooped at my face but last time got bruise in bukkake...yeah!....this friday night....me and my gf sex...but it's too hard ffuuuu..this friday night..gina call me and in phillipines it's Sex....this friday night...together wil get a sum or get another aftermath sum...Son?,this friday night...my mother bake me beautiful cake just drowned..drip in space....this friday night...gotcha pokemon.but eternity said jess..this friday night..oh yeah i'm hoarse..but this ethug **** me lot....this friday night,is this a story yet?i just shooping sing..this friday song just add me at fb..said johnson my goddess! byee!!!

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ethugtxt

Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.

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