You have a quite a mouth.
I have mastered the Divine Fist of the North Star and have won the Kumate tournament 3 years in a row. I am currently ranked as the World's Second Deadliest Man, right below Count Dante himself. What's that? Do I even lift? Why yes, I can bench press 2,561 pounds American, and that's just warming up. You claim you will use guns on an unarmed fighter? Typical of your breed. **** waffle, I possess Blademaster training and can katana your bullets outta thin air like the fucking Matrix.
Normally, I have a peaceful, meditative spirit, and a quiet veneration for all life. However, you sir, YOU, are a psychopathic clown, an unbelievable pile of scum and brainless muscle. You terrorize the good citizens of /sp/, who desire only to discuss sports and Power Rank various things.
When our mods banned you, you hacked their IP to come back. After I reported to you to the proper authorities, you broke out of jail and spammed 4Chan anew. Truly, you are the lowest form of life on God's Earth. Excuse me baka? You called me a **** again?
As a world class martial artist and legendary ninja, I can only act in self defense. So please Mister Internet Gangster, come at me bro.