Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.
“Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over..”
via: Anti Joke
“I love you more than my jar of fingers..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia).”
via: Clarksonisms
“a robot that can only unplug itself.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal.”
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