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I am going to **** your soul you shiteating mouthbreather. You have no idea who you just fucked with. When you are not home, I am going to come over and I am going to stick my **** so far up your dog's ass that it comes out of his mouth. Then when your girl get's home I will hide under the bed and let her think she is petting the dog. But in reality she will be giving me a handjob. I have fucked her in the ass before and she liked it, but it is more fun to play around and pretend like my **** is really the dog. I hate you!

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i'm gettin sick of people calling me a troll and a **** and shit.. you guys think youre real tuff behind your computer talking shit, but let me tell you that it will catch up with you someday... and that day may be soon if you keep talking shit about me online...its not hard to find out where people live off the internet, just rememebr that.
so my point it to keep your fucking mouth shut, and if you talk shit about me i will find out.
this isnt even a fucking joke.

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ok. if thats how you want it to be, your choice. do you honestly think i cant bribe an admin for your ip adress? everyone has a price. im on 2 grams of test a week and a gram of tren. do this a couple months back, ok i mightve let it slide, now, someone so much as looks at me the wrong way and theres gonna be probs, lucky for me they always back the **** down so i dont gotta get my hands dirty. i know youll try the same when shit hits the fan but dont think ill be so linient, cause i wont. dont say i didnt warn you.

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you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you ****. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong.

I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.

Now, ****, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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If you are willing to buy real estate, you will have to get the loans. Moreover, my father commonly takes a student loan, which supposes to be the most reliable.

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What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant **** mouthing off at me with something he sure as **** could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead **** through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

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Don't fucking type to me like that on this forum. I have a lot of friends in high places on this board who just love to come down hard on pantywastes like you. Don't question it. You need to be a little more careful who you call names otherwise I might have to let my moderator friends know what a **** you are, and you definitely don't want that shit to happen if you want to continue posting on this forum. ****. Get back.

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so whats it like being a mentally retarded white kid? I would really like to know. I will never understand what the **** is going through your mind when you decide to start ethugging a 216 pound black man with namibian blood. Seriously.. either you are fucking crazy or you are ' the rock' either way, I'm not scared of you or your tiny little white man penis

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You thought The Passion sucked? Sir, apparently, you don't understand what Mel Gibson was trying to do! He was trying to express, through cinema, the horror and filthiness of the common Jew. It has made people the world over open their eyes. If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment, sir. All I know is he lives somewhere in Malibu. Now stop wasting me and Mel Gibson's time, you little wussy prick.

Oh yeah?! I'd like to see you try, asshole! I'm like six feet tall! Bitch?! Don't call me bitch! I'll pop your fuckin' head open! I already brought it, bitch! I brought it, set it down on the table and opened it, bitch!

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Usually when people talk shit, I just brush it off, but now, it's gone a little to far. Assclown, you talk as you know me but in reality you don't know shit about me. I'm guessing you've never been in a situation involving a real live thug that was born and raised in the ghetto/hood(me). Yes i've turned my life to good, but i will throw all that out the window if you continue to talk shit about me. I've killed a few people back in my banging days and Just remember next time before you open your mouth, you better be praying that i'm in a good mood, or else you'll be in for a rude awakening when the thug in me unleashes.

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Hey jizzdragon I'm starting to get sick and tired of this fucking shit. Day in and day out, I warn you to keep your fucking mouth shut, and day after day you keep amazing me by opening it again. Next time you get the stupid fucking idea of opening it again, I'm gonna break your fucking teeth and rip your bottom jaw right off of your fucking skull. how the **** do you think thats going to feel? I'm not taking a few days off of work to hunt you down and fucking kill you. Learn to listen you fucking douchebag.

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ethugtxt

Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.

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