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**** you, ive raped people for far less than this. you think you can fucking come on OT and just act like a fucking hardass and order people around? Bad news for you, fuckface, but tonights the night your luck runs out. You fucking tell ANYBODY on these forums what to do again, and you're going to find out the hard way what a fucking baseball bat to the side of the skull feels like. Think I'm fucking kidding? I have your IP, I know who you are, and Im more than willing to settle this argument face to fucking face. You call yourself "Hooligan"? We'll see who's the hooligan when one of us is lying face down in a pile of their own blood, shit, and piss. Try and order someone else on here around, and see what fucking happens to you. I'm normally a calm guy but when I need to, I'm willing to break some fucking face to get my point across, just fucking test me you worthless sack of excrement.

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Listen, I don't know where you are from, but where I'm from we HIT BITCHES LIKE YOU. That's right, no disrespect needed. No toning down required. Just straight bitch slaps and choking. If we meet, I'm slapping your shit on sight.

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who the do you think you are? i could buy and sell you. i will find out where you live and send five crack addicts and pay them to your mother, sister, father and YOU and have plenty left over to order extra cheese on my pizza. i will have your feet cut off at the ankles and your hands cut off at the wrist so all you can do is sit in that chair and read and i never have to hear your shit again.

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Telling me how fucking tough you are might work on the playground, but it means shit-all to me.

And I'll make it easy for you, I bounce at 2 clubs in Texas, one called Monte Carlo's. You can find it's location at www.clubmontecarlos.com, and Im there every Friday and Saturday nights from 9pm til close. The other club is called GiGi's, and it's a strip club in Dallas. I'm either at one club or the other, every weekend, depending on where Im needed.

You wont be the first roid hound I've put through a window, and you wont be the last.

All you have to do is show up, cause some shit, and we'll see what you got.

Hope to see you soon.

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When you come in this fucking thread, you sure as motherfucking shit had better respect me. Actually respect, you had better worship the motherfucking ground I walk on, . You god damn think I'm just going to sit here and let you stomp all over me with your ignorance and disrespect? YOU dude, I am not going to be passive about this shit. You had better pray to fucking christ I don't find out where you live, or you might find out what a 12 gauge to the face feels like, you fucking bitch.
that's it huh

you REALLY want to piss me off don't you?

well you know what, i dont need your shit. i'm sick of the way you act online, it's a pathetic ruse to make up for your lack of a social life. yeah i may seem strange but that doesn't give you the right to think you're better than me? and what's up with bringing up your genitalia for comparison in nearly every thread you post in? do you really feel accomplished by your genes? yeah i thought so . well you need to listen up. i'm not going to deal with your shit anymore, this goes beyond fazle's handling, im taking this shit to the real world. let's see how you act then you ass bitch, i'll you up so bad youll be crying and shit but if you start bleeding youre on your own cuz i aint helping you clean that shit up

got it ? dont even think i dont mean this, i will your mother until she dies from aids

If that's how I want it to be? That's how you made it, slick. And I really dont give a shit what kind shit you put into your body. All that means is that you're too much of a lazy to do the work yourself and let nature do the rest. Roids are for fucking . Like you.

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I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.

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Suddenly every mp3 on the intarnets is no longer an mp3 or just a regular old file, its a cumtastic podcast. If you were gay enough to buy into stupid pretty white DIGITAL AUDIO PLAYERS that they don't even want you playing mp3's on, then now you can get in a big circle with all your friends and celebrate how unique and esoteric your crap DAP is, and how your also propably dumb enough to drive a beetle.

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I hope you slip in the shower tomorrow morning, become paralyzed and drown in an inch of water you worthless .

In fact that is too easy for a piece of monkey like yourself...I hope you are laying in the water paralyzed and realize that you are about to drown and get so scared that you soil yourself....that way you are in fact drowning in a combination of dirty shower water + piss + shit. That is how your SO/family will find you....your lungs full of water and a deliciously tapered piece of shit in your mouth.

Have a nice shower tomorrow sweety...

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Hello, u have reached arnolds pizza shop. i am not here now i am out killing pepperoni. if u want to reach me if u want a pizza. i dont care because i am not here, cant u understand that idiot but if u need a pizza sometime in the next few days i can have it delivered to u or maybe i will staple it to u. i dont care what u want on it every pizza comes with pepperoni and 9mm bullets on it. if u dont like i dont care because u will receive one anyhow the only difference is maybe the bullets will be in a gun or maybe it will be in your pizza. if u dont around i give u good pizza, if u do around i give u pepperoni and punch it through your head so if u want mushroom shut up! if u want broccoli what the hell is broccoli anyway! if u like pepperoni and bullets u have come to the right place if not u r an idiot and deserve to die!

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NY IS BACK. ALL THE GET THE OUT THE WAY. EITHER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OR GET THE OUT THE WAY. WE DESTROYING AND REBUILDING. NY REFUSE TO HAVE BITCH ASS AS DIPSHIT REPRESENT THE STREETS NOR HIPHOP. THEM CLOWNS NEVER POPPED NOTHING OR STOPPED NOTHING, THEY BLOWING A BUNCH OF HOT AIR. lc

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YOU TALKING THAT BANG BANG SHIT. GET THE OUT OF HERE. YOU CLOWNS NOT LIVE ENOUGH NOR DEEP ENOUGH. AROUND HAVE THE ENTIRE LATINO COMMUNITY BANGING ON YOU . STICK TO THAT INTERNET THUGGING BEFORE YOU GET YOURSELF MISSING IN ACTION. ALSO, BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING STUPID, GET YOURSELF SOME LIFE INSURANCE CHUMP. AT LEAST WHEN YOU'RE GONE YOUR KIDS WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT OFF OF.

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LOOK AT ALL THESE INTERNET THUGS ON HERE...(ILL PUNCH EM IN HIS MOUTH)( THAT STRIPPER)...GET UR MOMMAS TITTY OUT UR MOUTH YOUNGSTER..SAYIN CALI IS FULL OF CREAM PIE NIGGAZ IN CALI...DONT TRY AND SAY U BEEN TO L.A. CUZ U DONT KNOW SHIT BOUT HERE..STOP TRYIN TO HYPE UR SELF UP AND WHATEVER LITTLE HOOD U CLAIM...I BET IF PEEPS FROM WHERE U LIVE HEARD U TALKIN LIKE THAT THEY WOULD SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF U...AND FOR THOSE SAYIN HES A STRIPPER..WHERE IS UR PROOF JUST CUZ ONE GUY SAYS SOMETHIN..UR GONNA BELIEVE IT...I BET IF BUCK SAID BANKS WAS GAY U WOULD BELEIVE IT AND IF UR MOMMA SAID CURTIS JACKO WAS UR DADDY U WOULD 2....U KNOW THAT U AINT TOUGH SO QUIT DENYIN THAT GAME CAN RIP SHIT...UR JUST JEALOUS CUZ HE SHIT ON THE WHOLE UNIT BY HIMSELF AND MADE UR BOYFRIEND CURTIS JACKSON LOOK STUPID...NOW UR MAD..LIKE HES UR HOMIE AND U KNOWN HIM SINCE U WERE 5 KICKIN IT ON THE BLOCK...GET THE OUTTA HERE..AND TALK SHIT..I JUST DONT GIVE A ...lc

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Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.

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